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By existing you agree to the following
- All information about you is property of FartMail.me, including but limited to
- Yearly income
- Shoe size
- Number of fingers
- FartMail.me has the right to do anything with your former information, including but limited to
- Rent out
- To opt out* of this policy, you must
- Invent a time machine**
- Travel back to before your birth
- Prevent your own birth
* Once FartMail.me obtains the ability to traverse time, you will no longer be able to opt out.
** You must invent a time machine before FartMail.me to successfully opt out.