Welcome to FartMail.me The future of e-mail

Fartmail.Me is powered by a specially engineered breed of continuously farting cows, allowing for unlimited green power.

Solar and wind are not 100% reliable, the sun goes away at night, and the wind calms from time to time. Thanks to genetic engineering, our cows will fart non-stop. By burning the methane gas we are able to power our servers without being on the grid.

If you are interested in joining our alpha program, e-mail us at admin@fartmail.me

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