You asked, and we listened. Carefully designed by our team of merchandise cows. We are proud to offer the official shirt

We are very proud of our genetic research team. Their ability to design a cow that can design shirts is truly ground breaking, and we are proud that we can offer you our official shirt


S, M, L, XL: $22
XXL: $25
XXXL: $27
XXXXL: $29

To order send an email to asking for a shirt.
Include your name, shipping address, size, and quantity, (do NOT include any credit card numbers in your email)
You will receive a quote and payment link (payment will be made via stripe)