Designing a cow, to design a shirt

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We are very proud to announce, after many years of work. FartMail has created the first cow that can design merchandise.

Cows are long, genetically speaking. Cow DNA is about three giga-base-pairs long. That’s about nine gigabytes of text. It has taken many years of work, but our genetic engineers have created a breed of cow that can survive art school.

This cow (dubbed number M1) is being put hard at work designing FartMail merchandise. After months of work, M1 has given us the official FartMail shirt

We are very proud of M1, and we are just as proud to announce that the official FartMail shirt is available to order at

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